Fred Basset by Alex Graham for July 27, 2011
July 26, 2011
July 28, 2011
Transcript:
And another thing- when I come home from a hard day at the office I expect to be able to relax... And I expect to be able to sit comfortably and read my newspaper! Ok, ok- I get the message! For goodness sake stop pontificating- you can have your chair!
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Mean old Dad. Pretend you’re defending your bone and growl.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Big baby!
madampresiden12 almost 13 years ago
I guess Fred went to dog school. Pontificating is a good word for a dog.
persil almost 13 years ago
Such big words for a dog Fred!!
baileydean almost 13 years ago
Well… long dog, long words!
Chconfer almost 13 years ago
Fred is not your usual dog…..therefore words like “pontificating” are not uncommon. Fred listens to BBC 4 the station for “Intelligent Speech.”
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
A simple. “Off!” would be sufficent.
goodlkchrm62 almost 13 years ago
Goes to show that basset hounds are smart! :)
Scrum almost 13 years ago
It must have been a bad day at the office or he would have shared the chair with Fred!
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Who feeds you, Fred?
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Ed Rush: Fred knows; that is why he is yielding the chair.
rekam Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He probably tried “Off!” first and it didn’t work. So now the pontificating began.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Dog=Gone!
coolvq almost 13 years ago
Is it just me or does everyone else also think Fred talks in a British accent?
Francine Long almost 13 years ago
Well Fred has had a busy, hard day too in all probability, gurarding the house, barking at intruders, patrolling the neighborhood with his best pals to keep it safe from any kind of invasion, making sure all is safe and secure for his family.
And this is the appreciation he gets? Being ejected from his favorite chair? Serves them right if he just quits caring for their comfort and safety.
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
The Man Song by Sean Morey
Ladies and Gentlemen the man song!
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
I don’t take no crap from anyone (else but you)
And I wear the pants around here (when im finished with your laundry)
Cause I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight,When I say jump you say, “Yeah Right!”
Im the man of this house until you get home
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
What I say goes around here (right out the window)
And I don’t want to hear alot of whining (so I’ll shut up)
The sooner you learn whos boss around hereThe sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I’m head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
And I can have sex any time (that you want to)
Cause I’m a man who has needs (but they’re not that important)
And don’t expect any flowers from me (cause if im not mistaken you prefer jewelry,
I’m the king of my castle when your not around,
(He’s the man, He’s the man)
And I’ll drink and watch sports (whenever I want to get in trouble)And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready (to sleep on the couch)
Cause a MAN’s gotta do what a MAN’s gotta do,and I’m gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I’m top dog around here but I’ve been nueterd !!
(He’s the man, He’s the man)You da man!