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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 23, 1990
May 22, 1990
May 24, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Staring death in the face, our hero thinks fast. Inching closer to the sacrificial pit, Spiff slowly and smoothly reaches for the tiny atom blaster concealed in his belt! Yaa! All right, you bloodsucking, mutant chromosomal disasters! Nobody move! I'm outta here! Miss Wormwood: Calvin, give me that rubber band right this minute! Calvin: I said nobody move!
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LadyBlanc almost 12 years ago
He’s just going to get sent to the execution pits.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You don’t want to mess with those chromosomal disasters.
bmonk over 9 years ago
He’s more than willing to give that rubber band at any moment—at high speed.
Jack Kalin over 8 years ago
11 – 4 = 7!
AntonL.Graf almost 4 years ago
They better run faster than my rubber band!