Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 27, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Olly-wolly polliwoggy ump-bump fizz! Hobbes: Hey! Calvin: Ha ha! I stole your flag! Hobbes: But I hit you with the Calvin ball! You have to put the flag back and sing the "I'm very sorry" song! Calvin: I don't have to sing the song! I was in the "No song" zone! Hobbes: No you weren't. I touched the "opposite pole", so the " No song zone" is now a "Song zone" Calvin: I didn't see you touch the opposite pole! You have to declare it! Hobbes: I declared it oppositely by not declaring it. Start singing. Calvin: "Here's the "very sorry songg; Won't you help and sing alongg? Hobbes: Bum bum bum. Calvin : I blew it!...I knew it!...So sorry! I'm very very sorry that I took your precious flaaggg! Hobbes: He's sorry! So sorry! Just don't do it any more, you scurvy scalawaaggg! Calvin: I'm free! I get free passage to wicket five! Hobbes: No, that's what we did last time, remember? Calvin: Oh, yeah umm... OK, the new rule is we have to jump everywhere until someone finds the bonus box! Hobbes: That's good! Calvin: The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice! Hobbes: The score is still 0 to 12!