Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 1990
July 12, 1990
July 14, 1990
Transcript:
Dad: Wow, what happened to you?? Calvin: That darn bicycle tried to kill me! Dad: You fell off? Calvin: I took me 40 minutes to subdue it to the point where I could climb on, and then it bucked me right over the handlebars! Dad: You fell off. Calvin: Then it tried to run me over! It's out to kill me! I'm lucky to be alive! Dad: Well, balancing takes a little practice. Calvin: Do you have a rifle? Will you shoot it?
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Joey245 almost 12 years ago
The Killer Bike story arcs were always some of my favorites.
Xalder about 10 years ago
The bike has done him more harm than any monsters have…
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Calvin will have to put his bike down himself and build some character.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Even mechanical things are alive in Calvin’s viewpoint.
Enguneer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s pretty funny how Dad reads between the lines and interprets it all very succinctly.
jr1234 about 1 year ago
Someone had awful long time learning to ride bike. got him a scooter which he took to and found his balance, then soon after could ride a bike.
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