Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 24, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Here, Dad. I made you a mask like mine. You wear it on the back of your head to prevent tiger attacks. Dad: Um... Calvin: Tigers always try to get you from behind, but with this mask on, they can't tell which way you're facing, so they don't pounce. I read it in a book. Dad: Well, I appreciate your concern, but I think I'll take my chances and not look like a lunatic. Calvin: Ok, if you'd rather look like raw hamburgur, be my guest. Dad: Honey, are we out of aspirin again?