Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 29, 1990
October 28, 1990
October 30, 1990
Transcript:
Moe: Gimme that ball or I'll punch your face in. Smart move, sissy boy. Calvin: In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Summersnow about 14 years ago
Oh, there’s a cure… You just have to give them their own medicine.
cheftim71 over 9 years ago
It’s been my experience that there are 2 sure cures: Cold steel and/or hot lead.
yow4zip Premium Member about 9 years ago
They’re incurable.
bmonk about 9 years ago
There are apparently too many to be entirely cured. And most of us are jerks at one time or another.
Minec4kidr2.0 over 8 years ago
Yeah.. My sister is so mean. I wish she weren’t
MaverickMoPete about 7 years ago
It’s useless. You can’t cure jerks, but they can turn you into one of them.
MegaCass over 6 years ago
Being a jerk is the big TIC – Terminal, Incurable, and Contagious.
cs2854900 over 4 years ago
a jerk is a asshole
Caellum Kirby Van Riper over 2 years ago
Moe is a jerk.