Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 03, 1991
March 02, 1991
March 04, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin (Spaceman Spiff): The distant planet Z-12. Distant, that is, to everyone but Spaceman Spiff! The fearless explorer Spaceman Spiff cruises over the desolate dunes of an uncharted planet! No vegetation covers the rolling terrain. Millions of years of harsh exposure without an atmosphere has swept the surface clean. What strange chemicals must compose this alien soil! Crossing a rift, the rocks abruptly change color! Zounds! A huge mountain suddenly rises out of the plain! Our hero pulls up! Over the top, Spiff discovers it's not a mountain at all! The whole landscape is...is bedding for a horrendous monster! Dad: ZG! Hf! Whuh? All right, what time is it? Calvin: The creature appears hostile! With no time to lose, our hero readies a hydro bomb!
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LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Sounds like a pretty good argument for intelligent design.
Joethedoodle about 11 years ago
I believe laughter is a coping mechanism used to handle life, a way to handle the immense amount of information higher reasoning requires… a kind of perspective organizer/sifter.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 9 years ago
how do you miss from that distance?
yow4zip Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’ll definitely be hostile after that.
Jack Kalin about 8 years ago
What is Dad holding in the last panel?
RandomLantern445 about 4 years ago
He woke his dad up at two in the morning??
PranavDixit almost 4 years ago
this kid has some imagination!