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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 1991
April 01, 1991
April 03, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: So it's a fight you want, is it?! Why, I'll tear you limb from... Yeah? Yeah? Oops! I had an evil thought! Hobbes: Another casualty of applied metaphysics. Calvin: My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!
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Summersnow about 14 years ago
Too… Many… Long… Words!..
ebrooks almost 10 years ago
Moral compromise= No longer good; spectral release=energy unleashed; phantasmatron=to make him disappear
weatherford.joe over 9 years ago
“… and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic”
hayman21 about 9 years ago
Poof!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 9 years ago
So long good Calvin.
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Aw man. Really wanted Goodie Calvin turning the world upside down for a few strips more.
thompsonthebeaver about 3 years ago
moral compromise spectral release phantasmatrons come built in?
Odie's best friend about 3 years ago
TOO MANY WORDS STOP CALVIN!!!!!!!!