Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 18, 1991

A genius! A visionary! Avant garde! Truly Calvin is a revolutionary, nay! A pioneer of the new era of nourishment! People will deny the the new way of eating, mock it even! But to the philistines I say: Expand your minds to new areas beyond the social norms of society!

Join Calvinism!.. Uh… The food movement… Not the religious one… And be enlightened of the glory that is mushing your food together into a fine sludge and swallowing it!

All praise Calvin and his genius!

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/sarcasm

there’s an easier way to accomplish this aim…step one: find bowlstep two: pour milk and food into bowlstep three: choke down ‘food’step four: puke

hahaha Susie’s face in #3!

Isn’t that just known as a “smoothie” these days?

But will it blend?

Nobody does it better.

Its got all the essential vitamins and minerals the body needs. And like Calvin says “you’ll save your teeth undue wear and tear.” You know how expensive it is to get a new set of teeth?!

Calvin, unlike men or boys, the way to a girl’s heart is NOT through her stomach!

Now everyone’s blending all sorts of stuff into smoothie bowls, Calvin was ahead of his time

That’s actually really smart.