Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: If your club's called "Calvin's a dope," then I'm changing the name of this club to "Hobbes is a mangy flea-ridden furball"! Hobbes: An insult! I declare eternal war on your club! Calvin: Go ahead! From now on we're bitter enemies! Hobbes: Wait till you see my cunning strategies! I'll have maps and secret codes! Calvin: I'll have strategies! I'll have maps! I'll have codes! They'll all be better than yours! Hobbes: I'm going to write myself a message in code right now! It says, "Calvin smells like a baboon!" Calvin: Ha! I broke your code already! And I do not!