Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2008

Transcript:

"I've concluded that every single gym has one smelly guy who doesn't seem to know he's smelly because no one wants to tell him." "So?" "So now there's 'Smelly Guy Away!'... for just $9.99, I will write a letter to that individual tactfully apprising him of the situation... here, read a sample..." Dude, you stink. "I must have missed the 'tactful' part." "It's all in the 'dude.'"