Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2008
March 31, 2008
April 02, 2008
Transcript:
"I'm leaving you, Larry... I'm tired of sharing a bed with a failure." "Oh, yeah? Well, me leaving you." "Leaving me? Why would you leave me?" "You cheat on me." "I've never cheated on you in my life." "OH? Who dis failure you share bed with?" "Never mind, Larry." "GEEV ME NAME, WOOMUN! GEEV ME NAME!!"
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Larry. The failure’s name is Larry.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Fail.
WhoCraftian over 10 years ago
@danman1979I’m pretty sure you meant feel good, not feed good.
alluradedendra over 9 years ago
Leave she did not. She did have an affair with Stephan Patis.
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
Patty the croc and Pastis? So, that’s where Danny Donkey came from!
Snuffles the Mute Terrorist Cat over 1 year ago
I swear she did cheat at some point with another predator, probably a big cat of some kind like cheetah.