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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2008
June 16, 2008
June 18, 2008
Transcript:
"Dear Diary, I am fat. I am going to join a gym. I will go there every day. I will lose 50 pounds."
Rat: You dumb pig. If you want to lose weight, you gotta start small. Set realistic goals.
"I will drive by the gym on my way to McDonald's."
I am now depressed about myself. Luckily I can touch my toes I’ve only been to McDonald’s about five times, so I’m not that fat. Lol! I’m actually not fat at all, though I’m not exactly superman….
11vandev about 12 years ago
Sounds like most Americans these days
WhoCraftian almost 11 years ago
I am now depressed about myself. Luckily I can touch my toes I’ve only been to McDonald’s about five times, so I’m not that fat. Lol! I’m actually not fat at all, though I’m not exactly superman….
senswarrior almost 11 years ago
You are right there are a lot of obese Americans. But to make you feel a little better, Australia has the most fat people per capita.
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Pig should use more complex sentences