Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2008

Transcript:

"I can't believe you bet my life on this game!!" "Dude, relax...Sure the crocs want to win so they can eat you, but the fact is, they can't field, they can't hit, and they can't run." wap crack ziiiiiip "Of course, it's always hard to account for heart." "AAAHH"