Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2008
Transcript:
Crocodile: Hey, son. Whuh you reading? Larry the Croc: 'Romeo and Juliet'...it's for my English class. Crocodile: Oh, yeah? Read me leetle bit. Larry the Croc: 'Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet. If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine, thou and these woes were all for Rosaline'. Crocodile: Dis might be gud time drop out of school.
Soroxas over 12 years ago
What grade do you suppose Junior is in?
fmasroor about 12 years ago
I read it in 7th grade, and of course the teacher explained somethings
zianrocks2468 almost 12 years ago
For once I’d agree with The Father.
................arya+eragon=love............. over 11 years ago
Isn’t Rosaline from “As You Like It”?
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
Dragongirl55 over 3 years ago
I read Hamlet in seventh. It was really good, but I’m glad we got to use Sparknotes.