Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2008

Transcript:

Rat says, "Pig, you and I hav ebeen arguing a lot lately. I think it's time we try to reach a fair consensus." Pig says, "What's a consensus?" Rat says, "It's where we get together and I state my opinion and you state your opinion and then we agree to my opinion." Pig says, "That's doesn't seem fair." Rat says, "believe me...I listen carefully to your opinion before I mock it."