Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2008
Transcript:
The 'Pearls' Nuclear Missile Crisis guard duck says, "Bad news, sir. Mr. Snuggles and I have followed all the nuclear missile instructions we can find and can't seem to disable the croc's nuke." Zebra says, "Oh my gawd, no! What will I do?" guard duck says, "Whoa whoa whoa, sir. While this is obviously a very complicated and delicate procedure, we think we still have some viable options." Zebra says, "Options? Like what?" guard duck says, "Bang on it like the dickens and hope for the best." Mr. Snuffles says, "Meowww" Zebra says, "Bad kitty. Bad kitty."
zianrocks2468 over 11 years ago
Good time to kill them crocs.
Venetus Alpha almost 6 years ago
THIS IS JUST ANTI-CAT PROPAGANDA!!!