Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2008

Transcript:

Rat says, "Listen, father mole?What happens if I don't get forgiven for all these so-called 'sins'?" Mole says, "The rapture will occur and all the good folk on earth will just disappear." Rat says, "What the heck does that mean?" Mole says, "The good are taken instantly to heaven while the sinners like you are left to suffer eternally." Pig says, "Just kidding."