Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2009

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Man says, "Can I help you, Sir?" Pig says, "Yes. I'd like a free wifey." Cafe Man says, "I'm sorry?" Pig says, "I am too, sir. I'm lonely and I need a woman. And if I can get a wife for free, all the better." Cafe Man says, "I think you're misreading the sign, sir." Pig says, "Oh, great...does she cost money?" Free Wifi Cafe