Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2009

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Rat says, "This bank bailout is driving me insane. I mean, look at these golden parachutes they're giving to these fired C.E.O.s." Pig says, "Awwww?.those poor l'il C.E.O.s." Rat says, "How can you feel sorry for these gredy idiots?" Pig says, "Because the last thing you want when you jump from a plane is hundreds of pounds of solid gold floating over your head." Rat says, "Life must be tough when your entire fram of reference is a Wile E. Coyote cartoon." Pig says, "Oh, and avoid these things. They hurt." Acme