Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hi. How much for a cup of coffee?" Woman says, "Three dollars." Pig says, "Three dollars? Is that just for one cup or do you serve it bottomless?" Woman says, "Bottomless." Man says, "Coffee?" Pig says, "Maybe I'll skip the coffee." Man says, "Fine. I'll take off the shirt, too. Happy, pal?"