Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "I'm thinking about making it my spiritual journey to love others." Goat says, "Then why don't you?" Rat says, "Because I fear the morons will disappoint me." Goat says, "Maybe you should start your spiritual journey by not thinking of others as morons." Rat says, "I see the task is insurmountable."