Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Did you know that the majority of people in Iceland believe in elves?" Rat says, "That can't be true." Pig says, "It is. They believe that each house has its own elf, who only goes outside when the energy in the house becomes too negative." Rat says, "That's gotta be the stupidest thing I've ever heard."