Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2010
April 23, 2010
April 25, 2010
Transcript:
Zebra says, "You gotta let me stay here, Rat. The crocs have tkane over my house. I have nowhere to live? c'mon? what are friends for?" Rat says, "You've stumped me." Zebra says, "It's not a quiz, Rat! I'm just asking you for a favor!" Rat says, "Doing favors for friends is like giving bon bons to fat people. They'll just want more." Zebra says, "You're gonna do nothing and just let me sleep on the street?" Rat says, "That sounds harsh. I'll drive by and wave." Zebra says, "Oh, joy." Rat says, "Wait... I'm busy later. Let me give it to you now."
zoeysha101 about 12 years ago
I could beat the mess out of that Rat.
PBS1! over 4 years ago
This all but confirms my idea that having a character react to a joke makes it funnier
Josequeen over 3 years ago
Gods, Rat’s horrible.