Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2010

Transcript:

Santa says, "Ho ho ho. And what would you like for Christmas, my boy?" Pig says, "I'd like a train, and a stuffed animal, and I'd love all your little helpers to have the chance to lead long, meaningful lives." Santa says, "Well ho ho ho, sure, my boy, but that last request isn't one I get very much... can I ask you why you want that?" Santa says, "Santa needs to take a little break." Pig says, "And your reindeers... I'd like them to live, too."