Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2011

’S true!

What color was Kermit before he “went” green?

Hipster Kermit? All he needs now are the thick rimmed glasses…

Wasn’t easy, was it?

That chick is wearing a push-up bra with a 1940s hairstyle, and is drinking blue wine while talking to a frog. She is confused.

Excuse me ma’am, would you like a frog in your throat?

Difference between frog and horn toad……Frogs “Rib it, rib it”……..☻

You got to kiss alot of frogs before you find your handsome prince! ; )

I hope Ms. Piggy isn’t anywhere near..or he’ll be ‘red’..w/blood..on the outside.

Invite her back to your “pad” Kermit!

And “Its not easy bein’ green.”

Unfortunately for Kermit part of him will be going home part blue tonight and its not because of the drink.