Another rerun. I hate finding hair in my food, no matter if it is mine. Gack. Oh well, at least her guests have something to “look for” while they eat.
Joy’s shirt — Oh Dear, who hopes to smell like Summer’s Eve? I can just hear the pitch, “Smell fresh as dailies all over.” haha Julie, you just kill me. And poor Ma, can’t remember what to find, where to go, or who to call long enough to write it down on her list of things to remember.
Eating with the extended Penny family provides what the military calls a “target-rich environment.” There’s Ma’s hair, who knows when Burl and Joy ever washed their hands after anything, and then there’s always Jer. Jerry could be the subject of a major study all by himself. Never, ever eat anything with them. And when you leave, a complete ABC decon, and a ritual purification wouldn’t hurt.
so, where do I get my Dinette Set gear? I will be the envy of all when I wear my Dinette Set t-shirt and hat and drink coffee out of my Dinette Set mug and glide my mouse across my Dinette Set mousepad and eat lunch out of my Dinette Set lunchbox with matching thermos
As you noted that Fermilab is close to Crustwood, it’s effect has been felt there for many years. For instance, when Ma quit driving,they bought her used 1972 Buick Roadmaster and converted it into the Tevatron Collider. The ladies down at the craft store are called the “Quilted Universe.” Meanwhile AT&T and Comcast are slugging it out for bundled communication services with their various “multiverses.” And we have always known that Burl and Joy live in more than one dimension. The folks down at Crustwood S&L are considering the “inflationary universe.” All this fits neatly within the “Cosmo Constant,” the participle physical magazine that tells astrophysicists how to be good in bed! Don’t string us along.
yay! i found it too! omg i found it! i’m so proud of myself that i have to write this meaningless comment saying that i found it! did i mention that i found it? and if i find it tomorrow i’ll write another comment telling the world that i found it! what fun!
Wondering about the mushroom designs (for those who are always in the dark?) on the cassarole and Joy and Verle plaques. The tee shirts were very obvious and I remember seeing at least once. I don’t get the foreign languages in the comments, as I only know latin based languages (and studied Latin in college). The “find its” are for kids and either easy to find or nearly impossible. I agree with all who said they’d never chose to eat with the Pennys.
gimpysgirl over 13 years ago
Another rerun. I hate finding hair in my food, no matter if it is mine. Gack. Oh well, at least her guests have something to “look for” while they eat.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Found it. ’Summer’s Eve Cologne’, snerk!
gimpysgirl over 13 years ago
Joy’s shirt — Oh Dear, who hopes to smell like Summer’s Eve? I can just hear the pitch, “Smell fresh as dailies all over.” haha Julie, you just kill me. And poor Ma, can’t remember what to find, where to go, or who to call long enough to write it down on her list of things to remember.
crystalwizard over 13 years ago
the find it is not on Joy’s shirt. Look again. you want a heart with an arrow through it, not just a heart.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I can’t believe I found it.
It doesn’t matter who’s it is, Ma. I want my food to hair-free!
InTraining Premium Member over 13 years ago
MA is having her daughters for dinner……. That’s very nice… Notice she set 6 wine glasses…………
mikie2 over 13 years ago
What a “brane” you are!
mikie2 over 13 years ago
Eating with the extended Penny family provides what the military calls a “target-rich environment.” There’s Ma’s hair, who knows when Burl and Joy ever washed their hands after anything, and then there’s always Jer. Jerry could be the subject of a major study all by himself. Never, ever eat anything with them. And when you leave, a complete ABC decon, and a ritual purification wouldn’t hurt.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
so, where do I get my Dinette Set gear? I will be the envy of all when I wear my Dinette Set t-shirt and hat and drink coffee out of my Dinette Set mug and glide my mouse across my Dinette Set mousepad and eat lunch out of my Dinette Set lunchbox with matching thermos
mikie2 over 13 years ago
As you noted that Fermilab is close to Crustwood, it’s effect has been felt there for many years. For instance, when Ma quit driving,they bought her used 1972 Buick Roadmaster and converted it into the Tevatron Collider. The ladies down at the craft store are called the “Quilted Universe.” Meanwhile AT&T and Comcast are slugging it out for bundled communication services with their various “multiverses.” And we have always known that Burl and Joy live in more than one dimension. The folks down at Crustwood S&L are considering the “inflationary universe.” All this fits neatly within the “Cosmo Constant,” the participle physical magazine that tells astrophysicists how to be good in bed! Don’t string us along.
billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago
yay! i found it too! omg i found it! i’m so proud of myself that i have to write this meaningless comment saying that i found it! did i mention that i found it? and if i find it tomorrow i’ll write another comment telling the world that i found it! what fun!
InTraining Premium Member over 13 years ago
I got it……….. from the six wine glasses………. MA has a date coming over………. to dinner to meet the “girls”………….
mikie2 over 13 years ago
All I can say is that you are either an astrophysicist who delves into glossolalia or you are channeling Hawking with palsy.
mikie2 over 13 years ago
An Icelandic evangelical. Who’d a thunk it?
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Wondering about the mushroom designs (for those who are always in the dark?) on the cassarole and Joy and Verle plaques. The tee shirts were very obvious and I remember seeing at least once. I don’t get the foreign languages in the comments, as I only know latin based languages (and studied Latin in college). The “find its” are for kids and either easy to find or nearly impossible. I agree with all who said they’d never chose to eat with the Pennys.