Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 12, 2011

I hope the facilities are clean, but 100 yards isn’t too far to go

Where’s the vending machines?

If he’s lucky he will be pumping.

football yards or bird yards??

@ Runar. Good catch! At first I didn’t think the joke veryfunny. After a second, I realized that the writer probablymeant 100 “back yards”, not 3 feet = 1 yard. In that case,a yard is as good as a mile, especially to a bird.

100 back yards don’t add up to much around this neck of the woods. If I can walk it, the birds certainly can fly it.