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Student: Why can't we chew gum in school?
Frazz: Mr. Spaetzle is afraid we'd end up with gum where it doesn't belong.
Student: Would this be the Mr. Spaetzle of the coffee stains on the floor around his desk?
Mr. Spaetzle: Did I hear my name?