Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 23, 2003

Transcript:

"I stand atop popsicle precipice and its quarter-mile of merciless speed!" "Ready to hurtle through obstacles with only the most primitive of steer'ng!" "Could anything be more dangerous?" "YES!" "Except I don't have a cell phone, and I wouldn't loan it to you if I did." "Then I'll go down nursing a cup of gas-station coffee."