Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 1992
March 17, 1992
March 19, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Mom, can I have some money to buy a Satan-worshipping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album? Mom: Calvin, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're just in it for the money like everyone else. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it. Calvin: Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?! Mom: 'Fraid not, kiddo. Calvin: Childhood is so disillusioning.
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SheenaBZA about 9 years ago
That’s how to teach the lad!!!
yow4zip Premium Member over 7 years ago
\m/
VishnuKompella almost 7 years ago
Crisis Averted. She really should write a parenting book.
sunchaunzo about 6 years ago
Which is why I raised my daughter on Jello Biafra; he’s sincere!!!
nandayconures! about 5 years ago
Country music actually has the highest suicide rate of listeners/song writers. It kinda makes sense, because a lot of the times the lyrics are more depressing if you pay attention.