Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 29, 1992
March 28, 1992
March 30, 1992
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: So if we subtract five from... Calvin: Our fearless hero escapes! We join the valiant Spaceman Spiff as he flees his bloatoid captors! Our hero scrambles into his waiting spacecraft! Spiff pressurizes the magnetronic altitude-o-lators and hits the turbo hyper-thrust drive! Instantly our hero blasts to escape velocity! Half a micromoment later, Spiff is just another speck in the infinite sea of outer space! Alone and free in an endless frontier! Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe! Hobbes: Wheee, what fun! I'm glad you could come home so early! Calvin: C'mon ol' buddy! Let's go exploring and find some gross bugs! Mom: Hello? Speaking...he what?!
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Xalder about 10 years ago
I’m wondering why they didn’t call her right away the last time he left school early.
BlaqueKat over 9 years ago
I love the spaceman spiff strips.
AdmiralMercurial almost 9 years ago
Ran. Away. From. School. Which word don’t you understand?
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 8 years ago
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OUR FEARLESS HERO ESCAPES!- 5_____________________________
yow4zip Premium Member over 7 years ago
What a terrifying alien.
Ank57thechannel over 6 years ago
ONG BLOATOID ARE FROM BLOATOIS
Ank57thechannel over 6 years ago
ONG BLOATOID ARE FROM BLOATOIS
nandayconures! about 5 years ago
It would be better if his “Ship” was a bike lol. I know the whole bike arcs, but it would still be funny and make sense. Or maybe his wagon.
EKRustrum over 4 years ago
the first 3 panels look like the guy from from wolf3d
Pets of the comics over 3 years ago
HA HA HA!!!!!!!
noissimbus over 3 years ago
Hi Mrs Calvin’s Mom, just ringing you up to inform Calvin took off from class again. Have a great day! Mine’s certainly improving.