Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 19, 2005

Transcript:

"Satchel said I was in here because I broke a lamp." ""A" lamp? Try 9 lamps in one week. The guy at Lowe's told me not to hand him my Visa... "I remember the number," he said." "Who told you I broke them> The ferret? You believe everything ferrets tell ya?" "Ferrets have never told me anything." "Exactly! And the little buggers never WILL give you the time of day." "What's your point?" "My point is... Um... Maybe you should buy thicker lamps." "Maybe you should take a flying-" "Low quality lighting is tearing this family apart!"