Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Marty says, "Great news, Nate! I've solved the cheez doodle problem!" Nate says, "'Cheezy Weezies'?" Marty says, "They're exactly like, cheez doodles, but they're low-fat! You can eat them to your heart's content!" Marty says, "They're puffy! They're crunchy! They're savory! They're... Uh..." Marty says, "they're orange..." Nate says, "This is like promising a kid a puppy. Then coming home with a scooby-doo hand puppet."
michael100 almost 13 years ago
you can trick kids easy.
Creature950 almost 13 years ago
There’s a reason they’re called weezies.
SteveAz almost 13 years ago
the trick is to put them in a ziplock bag and not tell him they are a different generic brand.
Big Nate almost 13 years ago
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Need cheez doodles!!!!
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Low fat isn’t always healthy. They’re probably still high in carbohydrates and calories.
John Glynn creator almost 13 years ago
I had Baked Cheetos once. I needed a lot of regular Doritos to get that taste out of my mouth.
OldestandWisest almost 13 years ago
Someone told me once that they use formaldahyde to keep Chee-Tos fresh, the same chemical they use to embalm corpses, it was years before I could forget about it and eat them with enjoyment.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
Does anyone remember Olestra?
rogcbrand almost 13 years ago
A bag of sugar is “low fat”As a kid I could taste the difference between things- if a kid can’t tell the difference, they need to stop inhaling their food!
michael100 almost 13 years ago
and one more thing, that’s what I said on august 3, 2011.
arson549 almost 13 years ago
He should’ve just opened a bag of Cheez Doodles, emptied it out and filled the empty bag of Cheez Doodles with Cheez Weezies.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Ha! Lincoln, you did make them in a crunchy variety! But you ruined them for Nate by making them low-fat. What’s the purpose in that? Boy, I tell you, I’m going in for some spinach.
Creature950 almost 13 years ago
If you want vitamin D, drink whole fat milk. The skim milk packets will say that they have vitamin D, but they’re wrong. That’s because with skim milk, most of the vitamin D clumps together in the machine. Very little of it makes it into the cartons.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think Nate might have learned his lesson.
danielman72 almost 13 years ago
cheesse doodles no!!!!!
astar15 almost 13 years ago
Like Nancy Grace would say: “The devil is dancing tonight.”
Clayton72 about 7 years ago
bruh
Stonkss over 5 years ago
I love Nate’s expression in the 3rd panel
DM9001 about 5 years ago
More like Queasy Wheezies.
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
I knew the new snack was a dud once I saw the name: “Cheezy Weezies”
random gamer over 3 years ago
I see those in Chinese mall vending machines all the time
rey mondia over 3 years ago
Phew!
PhineasFlynnResh2 over 3 years ago
Nate at the third panel. Lol!
Passionfruit almost 3 years ago
I can only imagine what that tastes like…
fizzledorp almost 2 years ago
or promising your kid a vr headset for christmas and coming back with one that you put a phone in and doesnt even have two controllers. happened to me and i never use it, tho i am finally getting an oculus soon (after like five years i decided to ask for one)
TenTimes 9 months ago
Panel 3: Nate’s face.