Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 05, 2011

you can trick kids easy.

There’s a reason they’re called weezies.

the trick is to put them in a ziplock bag and not tell him they are a different generic brand.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Need cheez doodles!!!!

Low fat isn’t always healthy. They’re probably still high in carbohydrates and calories.

I had Baked Cheetos once. I needed a lot of regular Doritos to get that taste out of my mouth.

Someone told me once that they use formaldahyde to keep Chee-Tos fresh, the same chemical they use to embalm corpses, it was years before I could forget about it and eat them with enjoyment.

Does anyone remember Olestra?

A bag of sugar is “low fat”As a kid I could taste the difference between things- if a kid can’t tell the difference, they need to stop inhaling their food!

and one more thing, that’s what I said on august 3, 2011.

He should’ve just opened a bag of Cheez Doodles, emptied it out and filled the empty bag of Cheez Doodles with Cheez Weezies.

Ha! Lincoln, you did make them in a crunchy variety! But you ruined them for Nate by making them low-fat. What’s the purpose in that? Boy, I tell you, I’m going in for some spinach.

If you want vitamin D, drink whole fat milk. The skim milk packets will say that they have vitamin D, but they’re wrong. That’s because with skim milk, most of the vitamin D clumps together in the machine. Very little of it makes it into the cartons.

I think Nate might have learned his lesson.

cheesse doodles no!!!!!

Like Nancy Grace would say: “The devil is dancing tonight.”

bruh

I love Nate’s expression in the 3rd panel

More like Queasy Wheezies.

I knew the new snack was a dud once I saw the name: “Cheezy Weezies”

I see those in Chinese mall vending machines all the time

Phew!

Nate at the third panel. Lol!

I can only imagine what that tastes like…

or promising your kid a vr headset for christmas and coming back with one that you put a phone in and doesnt even have two controllers. happened to me and i never use it, tho i am finally getting an oculus soon (after like five years i decided to ask for one)

Panel 3: Nate’s face.