Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 05, 2011
August 04, 2011
August 06, 2011
Transcript:
Marty says, "Great news, Nate! I've solved the cheez doodle problem!" Nate says, "'Cheezy Weezies'?" Marty says, "They're exactly like, cheez doodles, but they're low-fat! You can eat them to your heart's content!" Marty says, "They're puffy! They're crunchy! They're savory! They're... Uh..." Marty says, "they're orange..." Nate says, "This is like promising a kid a puppy. Then coming home with a scooby-doo hand puppet."
michael100 over 13 years ago
you can trick kids easy.
Creature950 over 13 years ago
There’s a reason they’re called weezies.
SteveAz over 13 years ago
the trick is to put them in a ziplock bag and not tell him they are a different generic brand.
Big Nate over 13 years ago
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Need cheez doodles!!!!
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Low fat isn’t always healthy. They’re probably still high in carbohydrates and calories.
John Glynn creator over 13 years ago
I had Baked Cheetos once. I needed a lot of regular Doritos to get that taste out of my mouth.
OldestandWisest over 13 years ago
Someone told me once that they use formaldahyde to keep Chee-Tos fresh, the same chemical they use to embalm corpses, it was years before I could forget about it and eat them with enjoyment.
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
Does anyone remember Olestra?
rogcbrand over 13 years ago
A bag of sugar is “low fat”As a kid I could taste the difference between things- if a kid can’t tell the difference, they need to stop inhaling their food!
michael100 over 13 years ago
and one more thing, that’s what I said on august 3, 2011.
arson549 over 13 years ago
He should’ve just opened a bag of Cheez Doodles, emptied it out and filled the empty bag of Cheez Doodles with Cheez Weezies.
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
Ha! Lincoln, you did make them in a crunchy variety! But you ruined them for Nate by making them low-fat. What’s the purpose in that? Boy, I tell you, I’m going in for some spinach.
Creature950 over 13 years ago
If you want vitamin D, drink whole fat milk. The skim milk packets will say that they have vitamin D, but they’re wrong. That’s because with skim milk, most of the vitamin D clumps together in the machine. Very little of it makes it into the cartons.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think Nate might have learned his lesson.
danielman72 over 13 years ago
cheesse doodles no!!!!!
astar15 over 13 years ago
Like Nancy Grace would say: “The devil is dancing tonight.”
Clayton72 over 7 years ago
bruh
Stonkss almost 6 years ago
I love Nate’s expression in the 3rd panel
DM9001 over 5 years ago
More like Queasy Wheezies.
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
I knew the new snack was a dud once I saw the name: “Cheezy Weezies”
random gamer about 4 years ago
I see those in Chinese mall vending machines all the time
rey mondia about 4 years ago
Phew!
PhineasFlynnResh2 almost 4 years ago
Nate at the third panel. Lol!
Passionfruit over 3 years ago
I can only imagine what that tastes like…
fizzledorp over 2 years ago
or promising your kid a vr headset for christmas and coming back with one that you put a phone in and doesnt even have two controllers. happened to me and i never use it, tho i am finally getting an oculus soon (after like five years i decided to ask for one)
TenTimes about 1 year ago
Panel 3: Nate’s face.