Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 27, 1992
November 26, 1992
November 28, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Miss Wormwood? Miss Wormwood: Yes, Calvin? Calvin: You can present the material, but you can't make me care. Rumor has it she's up to two packs a day, unfiltered.
You know, I would think driving the wrong way on the freeway would be a quicker way to never have to deal with Calvin again.You live, you get arrested and never get a teaching job again, also likely forcing you to move away after you get out of prison. You die… well that’s self-explanatory, now, isn’t it?
cataleap almost 9 years ago
Man, Calvin and stress are best buddies.
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
Don’t forget the alcohol.
Formedras almost 6 years ago
You know, I would think driving the wrong way on the freeway would be a quicker way to never have to deal with Calvin again.You live, you get arrested and never get a teaching job again, also likely forcing you to move away after you get out of prison. You die… well that’s self-explanatory, now, isn’t it?
phobos over 4 years ago
I actually said that to a teacher back in high school. Next thing I remember is coming to in the principles office.
DanWolfie over 3 years ago
I bet Miss Wormwood tends to reek of cigarette smoke at the start of the school day and after lunch/recess…
Gus the goose 9 months ago
I thought Calvin meant like an aspirin bottle or water not cigars
claycorns12345 4 months ago
frisky drag queen