What sadistic bondage freak invented the MRI? Between being contorted in an un-natural positions, breathing control, lights of colors not seen in nature, and sounds out of a poor 60s Sci-Fi movie, I was seeing things I hadn’t seen since college before they finished looking at my liver. I didn’t feel normal till I unscrewed to top off the second fifth.
If you ‘ran an MRI on’ anybody’s head, there would be nothing left but a mess to clean up. Thank goodness they took one ‘of’ my head, instead.btw-MRI=one of the diagnostic ‘miracles’ of modern science!
Dizzy Dean was once hit in the head by a batted ball and was forced to leave the game for X-rays. The next day, a newspaper headline said “Dean Struck In Head By Line Drive, X-Rays Show Nothing!”
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
That’s what the doctor said to me.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
What sadistic bondage freak invented the MRI? Between being contorted in an un-natural positions, breathing control, lights of colors not seen in nature, and sounds out of a poor 60s Sci-Fi movie, I was seeing things I hadn’t seen since college before they finished looking at my liver. I didn’t feel normal till I unscrewed to top off the second fifth.
revisages over 13 years ago
What I learned from my own MRI: when they say you have a screw loose, it’s a drill.
DrMoses over 13 years ago
Oh really, I thought for sure they would find an arrow in there pointing THIS WAY OUT. Maybe this calls for a second opinion Zig!
xsintricks over 13 years ago
Doctors said the same about me. Probably why I have migraines!
mabrndt Premium Member over 13 years ago
Actually, if they find nothing, it means you’re normal — no sign of disease, tumor, etc. It’s also a diagnostic tool to rule out things.
neatslob Premium Member over 13 years ago
Keep drinking those fifths and they’ll be looking at your liver again!
stewartava over 13 years ago
If you ‘ran an MRI on’ anybody’s head, there would be nothing left but a mess to clean up. Thank goodness they took one ‘of’ my head, instead.btw-MRI=one of the diagnostic ‘miracles’ of modern science!
battycomic Premium Member over 13 years ago
Poor Ziggy.
mrnathat over 13 years ago
Run one on that huge nose!
DavEdsel over 13 years ago
They stole my wife’s line.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Biggest sinuses I’ve EVER seen!
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Dizzy Dean was once hit in the head by a batted ball and was forced to leave the game for X-rays. The next day, a newspaper headline said “Dean Struck In Head By Line Drive, X-Rays Show Nothing!”
Cheshirekat1969 over 13 years ago
Does this mean Ziggy is normal after 40 years of being a screw loose?
Alasneeze over 13 years ago
I asked for a second opinion so the doctor told me I was ugly too.