Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 22, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Here! It's a comic book! It's my comic book, but you can read it. Just make sure your hands are clean and acid-free, and only touch the mylar bag, and use these sterilized tongs to turn the pages, and try not to exhale too much moisture, ok?! Don't mess it up! There! That's one spontaneous act of good will! I hope you're satisfied, Santa, darn you!! Hobbes: I think spontaneous acts of good will should be less reluctant. Calvin: Reluctant ones qualify!!