Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2011
Transcript:
Larry the Croc: Zeeba neighba...Come heres. Zebra: What do you want? Larry the Croc: Time geev up. Crocs find you mail slot. Zebra: So? Larry the Croc: So me tell Bob buy essplosives, shove een heres. Crocodile: Me thought you say 'Shove een ears'. *KABOOM* Larry the Croc: We having techneecal deeficulties.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
dum, dum, dum.
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
OK, there’s dumb, and there’s “too stupid to live.” The crocs are about three levels below the latter.
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
I’m glad I’m not the only one who has trouble understanding Croc …
zero over 13 years ago
Praying for A-crocalypse - now.
kreole over 13 years ago
A swine zebra?
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
And another Bob bites the dust! And another…. Crocs be just cold-blooded reptiles; not much going on in brain except “Me hungry! EAT!”
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
—And if I saved copies of this gem, would they be called “shove een ears souvenirs”?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
The Croc gene pool keeps depleting itself (in the process, winning whatever is the Croc equivalent of Darwin Awards…..)
Unavailability of breeding stock causes more inbreeding…..
which leads to MORE loss of genetic material….
and thus, to Bobs.But not before they breed more Bobs.Sigh……
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
The crocs must breed like rabbits.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Sometimes I really get a bang out of this strip.
WelshRat Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well, Bob didn’t hear this one coming over the hissing in his ears.
cork over 13 years ago
least he did’ hear “Shove in rear.”
SarahPlain over 13 years ago
Why does it look like Zebra is walking away from the door in the second panel?
DocOmics over 13 years ago
Bob seems to be having as much problem with his earring as he does with his hearing.
mac47 over 13 years ago
Why do they have big foreheads?
Carterfs over 13 years ago
its very good, although there are losers out there who think this strip is offensive and bad. WELL ITS NOT LOSERS!!!!!
KEA over 13 years ago
“we’re going to need another Timmy!”
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 13 years ago
first good laugh of the day—thanks!
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
ALWAYS a great comic! We all need a little insanity in our lives:)
Number Three over 13 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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George Arnold over 13 years ago
LOL
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 13 years ago
Doctor Toon: assuming a fact not in evidence.
Varnes over 13 years ago
Man….Bob blew blew it…
rgcviper over 13 years ago
Woo hoo! Great to see Zebra and the Crocs again, finally … inept as the Crocs are. :)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
Keep in mind (please) that an alligator and a crocodile’s brain is the size of our thumb. One of many creatures that are not protected by Political Correctness (Stereotyping)!
billbb over 13 years ago
only a very sick mind could parody the end game and touch the very sick funny bone in his readers. Thanks, Mr. Pastis!
theromanqueen over 13 years ago
there will always be more crocs to kill
Krazybee over 13 years ago
Yeah…I have days like that.
bmonk over 13 years ago
“If brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his own nose!”Thanks, Bob, for proving us wrong.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Whoa… what a mind-blowing experience!
lovethecrocs over 13 years ago
Wow… they are really special!
perceptor3 over 13 years ago
Pastis is going to be single-handedly responsible for crocodiles going extinct one of these days. . .
wolf cub jazz over 13 years ago
I thought you said shove in ears.KABOOM!
We are having technical difficulties
Soroxas about 12 years ago
47 dead crocs
legoguy77 almost 12 years ago
boodoo doodoo doodoodoodada. “oh no!”
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
53
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
53 dead crocs
................arya+eragon=love............. over 11 years ago
stupid people, speech impediments, and explosives don,t mix.
toahero over 9 years ago
My guess is that didn’t help Bob’s hearing…
dolf37 about 7 years ago
Missing the 60+ count guy.
phobos over 5 years ago
68 dead crocs
One Navy Seal almost 5 years ago
I guess they blew their chance!
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
80
Caedmon The Great about 4 years ago
Does that mean 78 dead crocs?
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON about 3 years ago
ow.