Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2011

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    dum, dum, dum.

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    legaleagle48  over 13 years ago

    OK, there’s dumb, and there’s “too stupid to live.” The crocs are about three levels below the latter.

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    Proginoskes  over 13 years ago

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who has trouble understanding Croc …

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    zero  over 13 years ago

    Praying for A-crocalypse - now.

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    A swine zebra?

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    And another Bob bites the dust! And another…. Crocs be just cold-blooded reptiles; not much going on in brain except “Me hungry! EAT!”

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    —And if I saved copies of this gem, would they be called “shove een ears souvenirs”?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The Croc gene pool keeps depleting itself (in the process, winning whatever is the Croc equivalent of Darwin Awards…..)

    Unavailability of breeding stock causes more inbreeding…..

    which leads to MORE loss of genetic material….

    and thus, to Bobs.But not before they breed more Bobs.Sigh……

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    AnonymousUser  over 13 years ago

    The crocs must breed like rabbits.

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    hariseldon59  over 13 years ago

    Sometimes I really get a bang out of this strip.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Well, Bob didn’t hear this one coming over the hissing in his ears.

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    cork  over 13 years ago

    least he did’ hear “Shove in rear.”

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    SarahPlain  over 13 years ago

    Why does it look like Zebra is walking away from the door in the second panel?

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    DocOmics  over 13 years ago

    Bob seems to be having as much problem with his earring as he does with his hearing.

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    mac47  over 13 years ago

    Why do they have big foreheads?

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    Carterfs  over 13 years ago

    its very good, although there are losers out there who think this strip is offensive and bad. WELL ITS NOT LOSERS!!!!!

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    KEA  over 13 years ago

    “we’re going to need another Timmy!”

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    patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 13 years ago

    first good laugh of the day—thanks!

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    comicnut4636  over 13 years ago

    ALWAYS a great comic! We all need a little insanity in our lives:)

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    Number Three  over 13 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    xxxx

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    LOL

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Doctor Toon: assuming a fact not in evidence.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Man….Bob blew blew it…

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    rgcviper  over 13 years ago

    Woo hoo! Great to see Zebra and the Crocs again, finally … inept as the Crocs are. :)

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Keep in mind (please) that an alligator and a crocodile’s brain is the size of our thumb. One of many creatures that are not protected by Political Correctness (Stereotyping)!

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    billbb  over 13 years ago

    only a very sick mind could parody the end game and touch the very sick funny bone in his readers. Thanks, Mr. Pastis!

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    theromanqueen  over 13 years ago

    there will always be more crocs to kill

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    Krazybee  over 13 years ago

    Yeah…I have days like that.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    “If brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his own nose!”Thanks, Bob, for proving us wrong.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 13 years ago

    Whoa… what a mind-blowing experience!

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    lovethecrocs  over 13 years ago

    Wow… they are really special!

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    perceptor3  over 13 years ago

    Pastis is going to be single-handedly responsible for crocodiles going extinct one of these days. . .

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    wolf cub jazz  over 13 years ago

    I thought you said shove in ears.KABOOM!

    We are having technical difficulties

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    Soroxas  about 12 years ago

    47 dead crocs

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    legoguy77  about 12 years ago

    boodoo doodoo doodoodoodada. “oh no!”

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    Pearlslover01  almost 12 years ago

    53

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    ZeebA16  almost 12 years ago

    53 dead crocs

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    ................arya+eragon=love.............  over 11 years ago

    stupid people, speech impediments, and explosives don,t mix.

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    toahero  over 9 years ago

    My guess is that didn’t help Bob’s hearing…

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    dolf37  over 7 years ago

    Missing the 60+ count guy.

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    phobos  over 5 years ago

    68 dead crocs

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    One Navy Seal  almost 5 years ago

    I guess they blew their chance!

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    Goat the goat  over 4 years ago

    80

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    Caedmon The Great  about 4 years ago

    Does that mean 78 dead crocs?

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  about 3 years ago

    ow.

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