Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2011
July 09, 2011
July 11, 2011
Transcript:
Somethin' th' matter with th' undercarriage of my truck? Your undercarriage? No. No... Just examining your mudflaps... What about em? Oh nothing... I was just thinking how a lot of women probably find that design offensive which is ironic since I presume you place them on your truck to identify yourself as an eligible ladies man with hopes of attracting women... But then I thought perhaps the flaps are meant to weed out the type of woman who finds them offensive, leaving you a pool of potential mates who accept this form of objectification... Finally a third option occurred to me: perhaps I'm wrong to assume bachelor status... Perhaps you're unhappily married and using the flaps as a passive/aggressive provocation aimed at your spouse... I was choosin' b'tween this flap or a Yosemite Sam flap and I thought this flap was a whole @#@#%% load hotter than Yosemite Sam. That I confess, is one option I had entirely overlooked.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
You’re lucky, Doc, that the trucker is such a genteel soul. He could have squashed you into a squeeze-ball and used you to exercise his shifter-hand.
billyruffian over 13 years ago
Option two is the one I had overlooked – ingenious in its simplicity.
baileydean over 13 years ago
I haven’t seen the Yosemite Sam flaps… have I just not been traveling in the “right” circles?
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
Aren’t they the only choices anyway?
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
“Joe six-pack” doesn’t have “his and hers” stickers in the back window of the truck, so must be single.
Varnes over 13 years ago
I guess those babes are flappers….
jpozenel over 13 years ago
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
What options could be considered for a set of “Truck Nutz”?
baileydean over 13 years ago
Yep. I’ve seen that one… the look on his face is classic Calvin.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 13 years ago
Are there any other options than those two? I honestly don’t think there are.
BasicFan over 13 years ago
I always found the “hot lady on the mud flaps” thing very mysterious for the reasons brilliantly laid out by the professor, but I never got past option one in my reasoning. A brilliant, classic, strip.
jimbeauga over 13 years ago
Does option 2 work? Off to the local Auto Zone…
polterbaer over 13 years ago
..dont ya just love the guy that ‘just is’…
Dennett Premium Member 6 months ago
It’s the passing of an era. Warner Bros. stopped making Yosemite Sam Loonie Tunes cartoons years ago, and now the truck flap-buying folk who remember Yosemite Sam are getting old and gradually dying off.