“Not saying you’re large but they could shove you through the Holland Tunnel once a year to clean it out!”“I don’t do large groups! One at a time, please.”“I can also estimate your height. You’re approximately 5 feet tall – lying down!”.“Congratulations! You are now large enough to have your own zip code!”“Remember that most environmental groups do not want the sea level to rise significantly – so don’t go body surfing!”
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
One more wise crack out of YOU, scale, and I’ll go back to weighing myself on the platform scale at the feed market!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I thought he long passed total eclypse of the feet.
thetraveller4 over 13 years ago
He needs a talking scale because he can’t see the dial…
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Reminds me of Andy Capp.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
“Is someone on here with you?”“Eh, eh…can’t breathe.”“It’s a good thing I can talk, ‘cause you probably can’t see me.”
Dkram over 13 years ago
Another one “One at a time please!”One more time “Good bye cruel world!”
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Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
OUCH!
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Nothin I could do a total eclipse of the sole….
treBsdrawkcaB over 13 years ago
“Not saying you’re large but they could shove you through the Holland Tunnel once a year to clean it out!”“I don’t do large groups! One at a time, please.”“I can also estimate your height. You’re approximately 5 feet tall – lying down!”.“Congratulations! You are now large enough to have your own zip code!”“Remember that most environmental groups do not want the sea level to rise significantly – so don’t go body surfing!”