Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 15, 2011

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    pcolli  over 13 years ago

    Firstly: what are s’mores?Secondly: would they improve if they tasted of brimstone?

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    mgeneraux2  over 13 years ago

    what are s’mores?…About 500 calories per bite and a three day sugar fix.

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    I skipped the s’mores at a recent party I attended. But I would surely have roasted a weenie over the flames of the Portal to Hell!

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    g.iangoodson  over 13 years ago

    A s’more (sometimes spelled smore) is a traditional nighttime campfire treat popular in the United States and Canada, consisting of a roasted marshmallow and a layer of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham cracker. I looked it up on Wikipedia as those of us outside the US and Canada have no idea what this is. It would appear to be almost as calorific as the deep-fried Mars Bar.

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    pcolli  over 13 years ago

    iangoodson….thankyou. If Graham Crackers are the same as Digestives, I’ll have a dozen and can you make it white chocolate?

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    psychlady  over 13 years ago

    Ahh, that’s just what they need!

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    With all those tooth rotting calories and cholesterol, they surely are vile, wretched evil spewed forth from hell, but they are yummy!

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    rockngolfer  over 13 years ago

    ^ Only foods with animal fat have cholesterol.

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    batterie61 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Smores are a part of growing up, you don’t know what you missed if you haven’t tried them. Beware, they are messy, but I think that makes kids love them even more.

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    skeletor76  over 13 years ago

    Hell is actually freezing. If god is light and warmth, then hell should be the opposite. Dantes Inferno is what made people think hell is fire. I wrote this to the New Jersey Devils once trying to get them to make their uniforms blue (i look horrible in red) but they never answered.

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    Stephen Saintonge  about 13 years ago

    Actually, Paradise Lost is by Milton, not Dante. And in The Inferno, Hell has lots of variation, including the ice of the Ninth Circle, in which Satan is trapped.

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