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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 27, 1993
October 26, 1993
October 28, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Miss Wormwood, I'd like you to sign this contract. It's an agreement that you'll compensate me for any loss of job income I may suffer as an adult because of a poor first-grade education. Miss Wormwood: If you get a poor first-grade education, it will be from your lack of effort, not mine. Get back to your desk. Calvin: By golly, somebody ought to pay me if I don't learn anything.
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yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
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DoubleU almost 5 years ago
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