Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 11, 1994
February 10, 1994
February 12, 1994
Transcript:
Calvin: Test: 1. What important event took place on December 16, 1773? I do not believe in linear time. There is no past and future: allis one, and existence in the temporal sense is illusory. This question, therefore, is meaningless and impossible to answer. When indoubt, deny all terms and definitions.
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kpreethy about 14 years ago
wish i could write like him…….
Cuddleman about 13 years ago
Boston Tea Party. You’re smart Calvin. This answer is much shorter to write down. However not as funny for the comic.
Quit yer spamming almost 12 years ago
LOLwould o been funnier had E said he wasn’t there so he couldn’t say what took place XD
Marathon Zack about 9 years ago
Somebody somewhere adopted a cute little kitty from a pound. What could be more important than that?
tdoug1 about 9 years ago
F!!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Beethoven’s third birthday.
theoneandonlyliam236 over 4 years ago
If I were his teacher, I would be suggesting private schools and such, seeing as how he can come up with that kind of excuse so fast, and write eloquently.
Ωmega about 4 years ago
thats not the saying
RandomLantern445 almost 4 years ago
That was good, Ms. Wormwood. I actually had to look that one up.
Sakumon16 4 months ago
Oh, that’s priceless!!!