Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 14, 2009

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Man says, "I counted on you to get Alfie a scholarship!" Frazz says, "He'd rather dance than play baseball." Man says, "I don't want him dancing! I want him to be more?masculine." Caulfield says, "How masculine compared to wearing elf shoes and dress pants on a Saturday?" Man says, "They're Italian tassel loafers!"