Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 18, 2009
Transcript:
The great role reversal-roo! R.J. says, "This is what Verne does every day?" Hammy says, "It's all in his calender!..." Hammy says, "9:07?Breathe. 9:07:03?Breathe. 9:07:05?Calculate expansion of universe. 9:07:06?Breathe. 9:07:07?Marvel at moss. 9:07:08...Breathe." R.J. says, "This isn't fair! It takes insane effort to be Verne!...It takes zero effort to be me!" Verne says, "Must...eat...cake...must...ignore...7,000 grams...saturated fat...caulking...arteries...with...super...glue..."