Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 01, 1995

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Calvin: Look Hobbes, this is my retirement fund. Hobbes: A comic book? Calvin: This is the issue where they introduce the arch-villain "Deathmeister"! In a few years, a rare mint copy of this will be worth millions of dollars! Needless to say, I bought five copies, sealed them in airtight plastic bags, and put them in a box in the closet, where the light and humidity won't affect their precious pages! Hobbes: How will these be rare and valuable if every kid in America has five copies? Calvin: We're all counting on the other guy's mom to throw them away.