Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 1995

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Mom: Would you care for a snack, Susie? Susie: Um, OK, thank you. Calvin: Well? What have you got to say for yourself? Hobes: When one entertains female firends, one should try not to look quite as seedy as certain unnamed parties habitually do. Calvin: Who's entertaining?! Who's a female friend? Who looks seedy?! Hobbes: A spotted tie is just the thing when you're wearing stripes! Tigers have a natural flair for casual chic! Calvin: I can't believe this! Why didn't you kill her when she came in the door?! Hobbes: By the way, if you had made proper introductins, we might have smooched her hand. Calvin: Here, let me adjust the narrow end of your tie about eight inches.