Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 1995

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    avenger314  over 12 years ago

    I love that quote.

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    Mr. C  almost 12 years ago

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Calvin lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the kid who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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    Amy82986  almost 12 years ago

    I love THAT quote. :) I can just imaging Calvin working at Aperture Science when he grows up.

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    senswarrior  almost 11 years ago

    When Life gives you lemons you should thank Life. Take the seeds out of the lemons, plant them and grow your own lemon trees. Then you can get your own damn lemons anytime you want them. Peace out.

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    ClaraBadWolf  over 9 years ago

    I once heard that if life gives you lemons, you should find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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    The Shadow Ninja  almost 9 years ago

    When life gives you lemons, squirt juice into the eyes of those who stare at you until they hurt like hell.

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    MajesticFalcon  over 7 years ago

    When life gives you lemons, throw them at the person who makes life hard.

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    yo  almost 7 years ago

    When life gives you lemons you squirt them in people’s eyes

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    yow4zip Premium Member about 4 years ago

    When life gives you leaves, make a leaf collection.

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    AntonL.Graf  over 3 years ago

    Susie’s such a Lisa Simpson

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    CatDefender  10 months ago

    Why does the transcript refer to Susie as Calvin’s friend? She is anything but.

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