Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 22, 2009

I want one too. In fact, can I get franchise rights?

fat chance of that Yukon

Somehow I don’t think it’ll help Cosmo make better dining decisions.

I think I’ll “weight” and see how they sell.

The perfect Christmas gift for the dieter!

Actually, broken cookies let the calories leak out.

I’m busy. The wind blew the fridge door open

Plus. if you eat standing up, the energy that you expend standing up erases the calories. Either that or the calories all fall into your feet instead of your stomach. Some of the theorists on this disagree on the exact mechanisms.

If you take food from somebody else’s plate, the calories are theirs, not yours, so those don’t count.

Eating birthday cake or anything else at work counts as a social or work activity, not calories.

Not only do broken cookies let the calories out, but the energy expended in the sound of a breaking cookie is the sound of the calories escaping, so that proves it.

Weigh your options FishStix.

Something that’ll tell us exactly what we want to hear: the surest way to high short-term profits.

FishStix:

Eat more fish.

…and less of most everything else, except veggies.

Ushindi I replied to your post here late last night. I probably won’t be checking back in until tomorrow morning.

Diet soda absorbs the calories of anything eaten with it. That’s why people can super size the burger and fries and then get a diet drink.