Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 17, 2011

Whip his *!!!! Ungrateful ingrate!!

I’ve always said that too, but under my breath.Bet you hear from a couple of posters today.

What the…? Kick his sorry, sawed off a**!

Use the skillet Flo!

Flo needs to learn how to manage her time better.

It’s guys like him that disappear one night and then are found years later in a shallow grave in the desert, 50 miles south of Ely, Nevada.

My wife loves to wash and iron, and I am careful to always compliment her on what a fine job she does!!She used to polish my shoes and lay out my clothes for the next day until telling a bunch of church ladies what all she did for her husband, and they shamed her out of doing it any more.Barefoot, pregnant, yard full of cockle burrs, that’s the ticket!!

Why not iron the shirt with him in at and then add plenty of starch. It might help him stand upright once soused.

Flo should have ironed it before work..Now Andy will be late for the pub.

Oh my God Andy! Flo can’t do everything! You should turn the iron on and chase him around the house with it. It would teach him a lesson!

Tch Flo, Why did you MARRY him?

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There’s a seven letter word Flo needs to learn. Either A_ _ _ _ _ e or Divorce. Pick one.

Just think was not for Andy nothin to talk about.

Flo obviously needs to prioritize her work. Now Andy’s going to go out looking like a bum!

Come on Flo, put another log on the fire, cook him up some bacon and some beans….

WoW….. I am just amazed that Andy is even that particular about his appearance!!